Why TRUTH was Born

Wilma Wildencraft, the worst possible name to ever reach the ears of our establishment. She is the wife of Harold Wildencraft, the top plastic surgeon in all of America. He had many different Hollywood starlets come and visit him every day requesting his services no matter the price. His 1,000 plus surgeries had left him with ample amounts of extra money and his wife felt it was time to put it to good use in 1932. She decided that it was her duty to help alter the community, just as her husband alters the looks of others. She then made We Earned A Living Through Hard work (WEALTH) in an attempt to get rid of all the “warts” in her community and end the homeless race.

On May 27, 1932; the day known as the birth of WEALTH and the end to all order on the streets. WEALTH decided as a first hoorah to go around and murder many homeless people. This was their attempt to take a stand and fight against the putrid that lived on their streets. Each day they would find more and more homeless people lining the streets, begging, and cluttering the beauty of their city. WEALTH felt that it was their duty to stop them. The members of WEALTH went around to the many different homeless shelters and set fire to them. They also stood guard outside of soup kitchens with guns drawn, ready to attack any homeless people attempting to gain their daily meal from these beneficial resources.

This is where William Chatzky decided to go against the norm and take a stand and make TRUTH, Taking a stand and Restoring health and Unity To the Homeless. William developed this organization in 1933 so that the homeless could be fully represented. TRUTH rebuilt the homeless shelters that were burnt down, doubled the amount of soup kitchens, made many group efforts for contributions of money and toiletries to the homeless, as well as give the homeless resources to go out and find jobs and homes of themselves.

July 5, 1957

Posted by TRUTH | Thursday, May 27, 2010 | |

Wealth members have been spotted continuing their recruiting process. Mrs. Wolstencraft takes out a group of 10 children at a time to attack the homeless as a form of initiation into the “well respected group of WEALTH,” according to Mrs. Wolstencraft herself. “These children don’t see the importance of putting the poor in their place. It is best to start early and teach them that once a person has money, they hold all the power.” Finally, police enforcements have taken a stand and are in the process of prosecuting these delinquents. TRUTH hopes that law enforcement has put an end to this horrific initiation. If you are a witness of the abuse of the homeless or the initiation process of WEALTH please contact your local law enforcement.

1 comments:

The narwhals support the less wealthy so we support Truth. We no approve of the ideals of the students and Mrs. Wildencraft. WEEEEESNAWWWWW!!!!!!

June 4, 2010 at 12:19 PM

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